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The Breathalyzer manipulator is here - long live the booze




Published under Short & Weird


Article by Roberto Fuzzy
Staff writer
Man in his best years (you know, for men the best years last and last and last). Writer, beer drinker, interested in anything cool and nothing whatsoever.
A billboard on Roswell road promotes a product called Breathalyzer Equalizer that promises to manipulate a drunken driving test.

The product, Breathalyzer Equalizer, offered by a company founded by a DUI attorney (who also happens to be a former DUI Task Force member), is a powder that helps trigger a false positive on a sobriety test. The powder is made from all natural ingredients that have been designed to absorb Residual Mouth Alcohol much faster than normal, "thus significantly reducing the chances of a false DUI arrest or unnecessary detainment at roadside!"

According to their website, the Breathalyzer Equalize has been designed to save "law enforcement valuable time on traffic stops, to pursue the truly intoxicated drivers and remove them from our roadways!"

Allegedly the product was brought to the market, because of the usage of certain mouthwashes as well as breath fresheners and asthma inhaler a moment before being stopped by the police can cause you to fail a roadside breathalyzer test.

The product is meant for "Sober Drivers Only", so if you're drunk and don't want to get caught, it won't be sold to you. Right. Tell that to the drunk guys buying it.




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