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Roberto FuzzyStaff writerMan in his best years (you know, for men the best years last and last and last). Writer, beer drinker, interested in anything cool and nothing whatsoever.
According to Daily Mail, a naked man jumped off his roof onto a truck, urinated inside his home and then bit a chunk out of another man's stomach. Officers had to taser the guy give times and he still kept fighting them.
No tests about drug abuse were made, but come on, what are the chances that there were none in his system?
The man who was bitten, is said to be left permanently disfigured due to the severity of the bite. He also managed to bite one officer on the lower leg. Which makes me wonder, was he under the influence or something...or simply hungry as hell.
Once the police managed to restrain him, he was taken to a hospital and given Ketamine, which put him to sleep.