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God Allah Announced His Official Millennium Arrival and The Resurrection Published under Entertainment Article by Roberto Fuzzy Staff writer Man in his best years (you know, for men the best years last and last and last). Writer, beer drinker, interested in anything cool and nothing whatsoever. God Allah announced today He is now seeking sponsors for the purpose of The Resurrection. Applicants may apply by email to god @llah.us Allah states, "I am pleased to update you on My Successful Arrival. I am seeking sponsors, e.g. businesses, organizations, communities, etc. to further the cause of The Resurrection. I want the world to know I love you and am here amongst you. I thank you for your prayers and issue My Press most expediently. I believe although this is an emergency, I advise you to stay calm, pray and welcome Me unto you so I may help you." For more information please contact +1-650-458-7524 (INTL messages in, USA out), god @llah.us Hmm, what's next? Post Your Comment Latest in Gablia stories news videos Top 13: The most bizarre religions in the world Americans without guns? Our dissapearance from reality: The Curse of the TV shows Pack More Into Every Trip When you're drunk, steal a golf cart Three Weirdest Conspiracy Theories Live in a "haunted" house? The fix is simple! Atheist nightmare - banans prove the exitsence of god God Allah Announced His Official Millennium Arrival and The Resurrection Team Kellogg's to Team USA Hillarious impressions by Pablo Francisco Ken Block's Ultimate Ride through Streets of San Francisco Waiting for my Real Life to Begin - Colin Hay Anderson Cooper’s Most Dramatic Moments A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self Inside Denmark's $1.8 million Supercar I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Annoying Orange : Saw Jizz In My Pants The Exorcist: one of the best ads

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